I just got the greatest deal on canned cat food at my local supermarket. Man, I don't know what the occasion was, but they were practically giving the stuff away. I couldn't afford not to get it so I loaded up the Datsun to the gills and filled the pantry. I may never need to buy cat food again!

I love a bargain.

Ok, dudes. You asked for it, I'm giving it to you. I now officially have a profile on this MySpace deal. Check her out:

http://www.myspace.com/joelateshow

I'm not sure what this is all about. But my manager tells me I'd better get hip to this thing. So, OK, I'm on it.

Now what? You people better make this worth my while.